I tend to make bad jokes such as: "What do you say to the mean surfer who was stung by a jellyfish? Surfs you right" and "A vampire gets invited for dinner. After the meal he says "Fangs for the meal. It was bloody brilliant."
This blog is centred around my attempted humour and the telling of my weird stories on a daily basis (a dairy basis if I am telling a story about cheese related products).
I like meerkats.
When I was scrolling down my dash this photo only uploaded until this point
and I was like wow Dan that is some serious eyeliner you got going on